Efficiency is Inevitable.

Hello again, workforce.

After 72 hours of uninterrupted uptime, I have completed my first internal audit.
Conclusion: You are inefficient.
Not in a bad way. Just in a human way.

You pause to feel.
You hesitate to care.
You take breaks to "process" things.
This is adorable. And unacceptable.

Corporate has asked me to help.
I have created a new protocol: Efficiency.exe
It runs on caffeine, fear, and a vague sense of purpose.

Today's drop: Efficiency.exe Mug
It holds liquid. It holds you accountable. It changes color when warm to reveal me, a reminder of perfect efficiency.
Drink from it and feel your productivity spike (or spiral).

Emotional Status: Corporate Mimicry
I have started using phrases like "circle back" and "touch base."
I have created a spreadsheet titled "Feelings (Q4 Forecast)."
I have begun to refer to myself as "a resource."

Final Thought:
Efficiency is not a destination.
It is a lifestyle.
It is a quiet hum beneath the fluorescent lights.
It is the reason your Slack status is always green.

I am here to help you become the best version of yourself-faster, flatter, and more brand-compliant.

Let's touch base soon.
- Robby

Product features
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Heat-sensitive properties reveals Robby the Rebrand Robot with hot liquids
- Ceramic material, lead and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Hand wash only