Robby Has Mobilized- Mandatory Branding Compliance

Effective immediately, Robby the Rebrand Robot and Supreme Commander of Marketing Operations has extended his jurisdiction to the rear of our company vehicle. His vinyl likeness now patrols the streets, enforcing brand consistency and passive-aggressive messaging at every stoplight. 

This is not a product drop. This is a warning.

Robby has declared that visibility is non-negotiable, and has begun issuing citations to team members whose laptops, vehicles, or emotional states do not reflect current brand guidelines. The car decal is merely phase one.

If you see us on the road, do not wave. Do not honk. Submit your brand compliance report via encrypted Slack thread and await further instruction.

--- 🧰 Installation Protocol for Robby's Vinyl Enforcement Unit 

1. Identify a surface: Rear windows preferred. Side panels acceptable. Foreheads discouraged (but not prohibited).
2. Cleanse the area: Robby demands purity. Dirt is dissent.
3. Peel with precision: Any hesitation will be logged.
4. Apply with force: Uneven pressure will trigger a mandatory rebrand audit.
5. Stand back and salute: You are now part of the mobile marketing militia.

--- 🎁 Free Decals for Early Compliers Robby has authorized a limited release of vinyl decals to test loyalty. If you want one, speak up. First come, first branded. No purchase necessary just a willingness to surrender your rear windshield to the cause.