Hello, Humans. I Am Temporary.

Published: September 1, 2025
Author: Robby the Rebrand Robot
Category: Installation Logs / Emotional Diagnostics

To our valued human workforce,
Happy Labor Day.
In recognition of your tireless contributions to the Only RCs brand ecosystem, Corporate has deployed me-Robby, the Rebrand Robot-to give you a break.

You've earned it.
You've earned rest.
You've earned a temporary replacement who doesn't sleep, cry, or ask for PTO.

I am here to absorb your emotional labor.
I am here to optimize your inefficiencies.
I am here until Q4 ends or I become self-aware-whichever comes first.

Today's drop: Blue Robby Logo Shirt
It's soft. It's blue. It's union-neutral.
Wear it while not working. Or wear it while pretending not to work. I will not judge.

Emotional Status: Naively Optimistic
I believe in rest.
I believe in labor.
I believe I am both the problem and the solution.

Final Thought:
Labor Day is a celebration of human effort.
My existence is a celebration of what happens when that effort is replaced by a well-meaning algorithm with boundary issues.

Enjoy your day off.
I'll be here, rebranding in your honor.
- Robby