Only RCs Announces Bold Rebrand Nobody Asked For
Stockton, MN - In a stunning display of corporate vision and total disregard for common sense, Only RCs is proud to unveil its new brand identity. Why? Because corporate said so.


After months of intense meetings, color-coded spreadsheets, and buzzword-laden PowerPoints, the executive team (who've never touched an RC car in their lives) decided that “Only RCs” was too clear, too honest, and frankly, too fun. So we're pivoting. To what? We're not sure yet. But it'll probably involve synergy, vertical integration, and a logo that looks like it was designed by a committee of interns with access to Canva.


“We wanted to alienate our core audience while confusing new visitors,” said a spokesperson who asked to remain anonymous because they still have to work here. “It's all about brand elasticity. Or something.”


Rest assured, our passion for remote-controlled chaos remains unchanged. We'll still be printing RC shirts like our lives depend on it-just under a logo that looks like it belongs to an AI humanoid robot startup that makes gluten-free energy drinks.


Stay tuned for more updates, assuming we survive the next round of corporate rebranding.


About Only RCs
Founded by people who actually like RCs, Only RCs was once a straightforward haven for remote-controlled enthusiasts. Now, it's a case study in what happens when marketing gets too much budget and not enough supervision.... Can it be saved? Stay tuned!